[P] Play Search
Look at the top 5 cards of your deck, choose 1 of them, and put it into your hand. Put the other 4 cards back on top of your deck. Shuffle your deck afterward.
[P][C] Ultra Evolution
Search your deck for Alakazam and put it on Abra (this counts as evolving Abra). Shuffle your deck afterward.
It sleeps for 18 hours a day. Even when awake, it teleports itself while remaining seated.